So I got into an argument with my ipod the other day. I called it an ass hat because it would freeze every 2 minutes for a period of 5 to seven minutes. After calling it an ass hat I threw it across the room where it promptly picked itself up and ran to its room screaming “I hate you, I wish I was never manufactured in a Japanese factory” while slamming the door a few dozen times. I ignored its juvenile behavior deeming it only a phase that it was going though in its teenage years.
I have reason to believe my ipod has run away because it took with it its cord and charger; if it was stolen I believe that the cord and charger would not have disappeared also.
Oh wait a second, I left it charging in the other room.^-^
While you were reading this my invisible friend was having sex with your eye balls. mwahahahaha you have been tainted.

I need to do a journal…..an ultimate ‘about me’ just for fun…..^-^



On a side note…or a foot note or hell, even an end note…..I think there needs to be an emoticon depicting someone eating someone’s face (in a humorous way) and an emoticon depicting someone kicking someone in the face…..
That would be fantastic……>.<
That kind of sounds like I’m supporting cannibalism….